Suck UK At Juno Download

A detergent-filled graffiti marker

Review: The Grime Writer is a special chunky marker pen that can be filled with cleaning solution, and used to create art on a canvas of filth. Use it to tag your dirty vehicles & windows, or to transform dirt into artistic expression.

Much more socially acceptable than real graffiti and (more importantly) a lot less illegal, the Grime Writer helps you leave your mark wherever you find muck. Use responsibly to help promote the phenomenon of negative graffiti, and brilliantly combine the crime of defacing a bridge with the community service time cleaning it up again afterwards, into one harmless, helpful, creative act.

Review: The Suck UK Key bottle opener is a modern design classic in its own lifetime. It is the coolest bottle opener ever to adorn your key chain. Forget Homer Simpson keyrings, or even those shark things. If you really want to impress your mates when you are drinking al fresco, watch their amazed faces as you open your beer with your keys.

The Suck UK Key bottle opener looks exactly like a standard door key, but the action end is a bottle opener that will never leave your side (as long as you don't lose your keys).

Cat scratch mat which comes flat packed and folds together into a simple structure, includes a poseable spinning tone arm for your cat to play with

Review: Never let it be said Suck UK don't dabble in science. In the name of completely misunderstanding Schrodinger's work, Suck UK introduce their newest cat/box combination, the scratch mat. The cats scratch furniture to mark their territory, exercise their muscles and for sheer pleasure. All similar reasons youths mix music and if you are to cross over both those cultures you'd rather get cats mixing music than teenage boys bringing bedraggled birds back to your doorstep.

The decks come flat packed and fold together into a simple structure with poseable tone arm and a top which spins as your cat paws at it, meaning you can sit and giggle in a look the cat is doing human things way rather than watch in horror as she shreds your favourite couch into tiny pieces.

Boombox-style amplifier and speakers for MP3 players

Review: The Cardboard Classic iPod Mini Boombox will plug into your MP3 player and amplify your sound.

Analogue FM radio with MP3 player input

Review: Some people would say they've already missed the boat on this and some will say it's never too late to miss a boat, in many ways it doesn't matter, since this article is nothing to do with boats, but in the midst of man-made Armageddon, it's time Suck UK started to design, manufacture and consume more responsibly. With this in mind Suck UK have teamed up with designer Christopher McNicholl and produced our first cardboard radio. The internals are housed in a simple card structure which can be recycled at the end of the product's life.

The radio's form is simple and concise and adds to its no nonsense appeal, which is a shame, since you can no longer roll out all the bad puns you had planned.