Review:
There's a lot to be said for a song that manages to crowbar the word "masturbate" into its first rhyming couplet. Amazingly, this Manhead-ish discofunk/punk-funk groover from cheeky chappy Telonious does just that, weaving talk of delirious self-abuse into fuzzy, electric-bass driven song about getting your end away as it's the last night on earth. It should be sleazy, but it's actually a lot of fun (and, in a strange way, oddly hilarious). Remix-wise, Art of Tones offers a pair of chunky deep house rubs, while Ricardo Fonzuela offers something dark but uplifting for European dancefloors.